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Maybe we can shift gears and have a little fun with this.

My wife and I had a conversation about this last night after watching a documentary. She gave me the following scenario.....

You are in your tree stand/ground blind, enjoying the day and hoping Mr. Big buck comes by. You hear some rustling leaves, a few twig snaps, you stand up, grab your bow, and nock an arrow. But to your greatest surprise, out comes a Bigfoot!!!!!

Bigfoot; a.k.a. Sasquatch,Kaptar, Biabin-guli, Grendel, Ferla Mohir, Brenin Ilwyd, Ngoloko,Kikomba, Gin-sung, Yeti, Mirygdy ,Mecheny, Chinese Wildman, Nguoi Rung, is one of those mystical creatures that noone can prove, or disprove it's existence.

You have no camera, game cams, or anything else. It's just YOU and your BOW.

You decide to...... and why?

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Oh boy... no question, kill the thing and shut up all these people on these documentaries! You'd be rich after that, could quit work and hunt for the rest of your life.

I am so sick of "documentaries" on these whackjobs who walk around in the middle of nowhere day in and day out, guiding "tours", etc... WTH?! And footprints, I was lmao the other day, there was a documentary on (what's new) and these two Cherokee (I think) Indian guys were searching for the Sasquatch... lol They pointed out a track, it was a freaking BEAR track! I nearly fell off the couch laughing.

They were all serious, pointing at things moving 2500 yards away on the opposite mountain saying they were sure that was "him".

I tell you one thing, if the thing exists :eek:, he sure as heck doesn't want to be found, and if he found ME in the woods and I was armed, believe me, it wouldn't be no scene from Harry and the Hendersons... that guy would be down before he knew what hit him.

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Last thing I'd do is shoot it.Intelligent people just don't go around killing rare - and probably unique -animals for the heck of it. I'd follow it, locate it's lair and then call in the biologists. But I'd make sure I was included in the news conference announcing the discovery. ;)

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arthur p is right...thats the RIGHT thing to do. but the trigger finger would be itchin. id probably shoot him..but im so good:D id jusssst shave off some hair and draw a tinnnny bit of blood. go get the hair and arrow and then follow him.

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Don' shoot it because it is obviously some moron escaped from a mental institute dressed in a big foot outfit. You now how I know this? Because Bigfoots don't exist!!!!! HCH

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Lots of video since I have one with me on all my Bowhunts. THEN "I" can make a DOCUMENTARY!!!!!!

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Chinese Wildman...lol lol:Dthats funny...id let him go
EDIT: meat probly taste's like a sack full of a$$holes...

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I'm letting him walk unless he tries to attack me, then I'm smoking his ass.

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I wouldn't shoot him, I would swing from my bow rope (like a gorilla in the jungle) and pull out some of his back hair, and use itfor testing at my local Univeristy Biology lab.

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IT would be dead. As far as rare- yeah it might be, but if you saw one that would mean that there has to be more of them.

EDIT- P.S. The name of this thread doesn't sound right...LOL....BIGFOOT POLE!!!!!

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I concur!

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I wouldnt shoot, heck I know its my cousin dressed up...out messin' with my trail cameras! He's been threatening to do it for the past year.. he's gotta find my cameras first though .. :D

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He'd catch a Muzzy in the ole pump house for sure. Then I'dduct tapehim on my hood and have a friend drive me around town while I sat on his back, hoot n hollard, and chugged Pabst Blue Ribbon from a can. That's just how it's done where I come from!:D

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If thats the case Shoot him before he hurts somebody!!! lol:D

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I would shoot it i would also be dam;) sure i hit it right and would be reaching for my second arrow

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Bigfoot stew:

One Yeti ham
7 carrots
3 lbs potatoes
1 yellow onion
1 turnip
2 cups water
1/2 stick real butter

Simmer then bring to a boil for 24 minutes........then let rest overnight.

Great with sourdough bread.

Great thing is.....there's no season on them down here, either. Open all year long.

Jeff

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How do you simmer before you bring to boil? Must be something to do with the meat?

EDIT- After some research I guess technically you could as long as you know your heat source really well and pay it some constant attention. Learn something new everyday. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simmering

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Hexx I don't know. I only cook this stuff a couple of times a year.....and this is the recipe handed down from my pops.

Jeff;)

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Yep, right before you die too. That's when it's bigfoot friend realizes you killed his pal he'll be bouncing you off of oak trees left and right. Although the first bounce would probably be enough to shatter every bone in your body ;)

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I guess it would depend if it was a mature bigfoot or not. If not, I'd let him grow another year or two.;)

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Being from WV I know what you mean. I would do the same thing. LOL.

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Been there done that. Last year I went to a high fence Bigfoot ranch in Texas. For 25K I bagged a trophy bigfoot under a huge corn feeder. I don't have room in my house for another one.

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Honestly if I saw bigfoot I'd call my buddy David Farbman and have him bring some of those leftover tranquilizer darts from the WHA. He's worth more alive than dead.

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Hell, I'd mount that sumbit#$,

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I wouldn't shoot it. Even as dumb and deserving as the idiot(Person) inside the Bigfoot suit is, the last thing i'd need to do it kill him.

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Where would you aim?

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How would you go about gutting one of these "Bad Boys"?

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If he is as big as they say he is I would probably give him that neck of the woods!
and I dont think i would tell anybody! Heck he could do good where im at! He could have a steady diet of fresh pork. Maybe we could work something out, I wouldnt bother him if he would get rid of the damn hogs.