what's your most hated word or phrase on hunting shows
08-22-2006, 09:27 AM
#71
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 5,716
RE: what's your most hated word or phrase on hunting shows
They always crack me up when they load the deer up onto the strategically placed Polaris 950 King Grizzly Super Swamper Quad to "take back to camp," and it's NOT FIELD DRESSED!
Seriously, what arethey gonna do, go gut the thing on the patio back at the lodge? Are they gonna eat the intestines for breakfast the next morning?
...and have you ever tried to move a big buck with the entrails still in it? It's like lifting a 300-pound water balloon.
Silent Product placement doesn't bother me as much as the shameless plugging. Hearing them say - Boy oh boy, that Yamaha Kodiakmaster 4x4 MonsterQuadreally handles that big buck, now we're heading back to the Double Moosebull SlammerbuckLodge to see John and Jane Doe and let them know that their ranch is the greatest place in the free world. My T/C Encore really did the job, and I couldn't have done it without my Triple Whammy Hot Doe Fogger. Thanks to Billy Joe Jim Bob at Thompson Center for hooking us up with these great rifles and 32 gallons of steaming deer pee.
Sorry, I got on a little bit of a rant there. I'll refrain from editing it so that you can follow whatever trainwreckit was that just occurred in my head.
Seriously, what arethey gonna do, go gut the thing on the patio back at the lodge? Are they gonna eat the intestines for breakfast the next morning?
...and have you ever tried to move a big buck with the entrails still in it? It's like lifting a 300-pound water balloon.
Silent Product placement doesn't bother me as much as the shameless plugging. Hearing them say - Boy oh boy, that Yamaha Kodiakmaster 4x4 MonsterQuadreally handles that big buck, now we're heading back to the Double Moosebull SlammerbuckLodge to see John and Jane Doe and let them know that their ranch is the greatest place in the free world. My T/C Encore really did the job, and I couldn't have done it without my Triple Whammy Hot Doe Fogger. Thanks to Billy Joe Jim Bob at Thompson Center for hooking us up with these great rifles and 32 gallons of steaming deer pee.
Sorry, I got on a little bit of a rant there. I'll refrain from editing it so that you can follow whatever trainwreckit was that just occurred in my head.
08-22-2006, 10:02 AM
#73
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MN USA
Posts: 1,489
RE: what's your most hated word or phrase on hunting shows
Two things I hate -
- after they shoot the buck, their pretend excitement is so damn fake that I want to puke.
- "We think that the buck is going to come in from that directions" No S**t sherlock, thats what happen when you outfitter is over there pushing bucks your way.
- after they shoot the buck, their pretend excitement is so damn fake that I want to puke.
- "We think that the buck is going to come in from that directions" No S**t sherlock, thats what happen when you outfitter is over there pushing bucks your way.
08-22-2006, 10:11 AM
#74
Fork Horn
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Virginia
Posts: 137
RE: what's your most hated word or phrase on hunting shows
How about this, "Hunt with your face into the wind." Also, "Bucks always travel
with their noses into the wind." If this is true, deer would always be coming from the hunter's back.
with their noses into the wind." If this is true, deer would always be coming from the hunter's back.
08-22-2006, 11:37 AM
#75
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Texas and Arkansas
Posts: 1,496
RE: what's your most hated word or phrase on hunting shows
Most hated phrase "we hunted hard for XX days for this world class buck".[:'(]
You don't hunt hard for "days" for big bucks. If you only hunt for days, then someone else hunted them...you just shot them.
You don't hunt hard for "days" for big bucks. If you only hunt for days, then someone else hunted them...you just shot them.
08-22-2006, 11:40 AM
#76
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Bessemer, MI
Posts: 1,719
RE: what's your most hated word or phrase on hunting shows
Ok... First I hate when someone pokes the deer in the rear, making sure they come from the backside and then they say, Yeah He's down.. NO FRICKIN SHIITE!
Next I really can't stand the over exaggeration of some hunters, while others show no frickin emotion at all.. I mean, if thats the case why hunt anymore.. They shoot a HUGH buck andtheiremotions are like they just took the garbage out after the wife bitched at them for the last three hours...
You wanna tape some REAL HUNTING, come and do a show here in Gogebic County, MICHIGAN, we'll see how all the GREAT of HUNTERS they really are..
Next I really can't stand the over exaggeration of some hunters, while others show no frickin emotion at all.. I mean, if thats the case why hunt anymore.. They shoot a HUGH buck andtheiremotions are like they just took the garbage out after the wife bitched at them for the last three hours...
You wanna tape some REAL HUNTING, come and do a show here in Gogebic County, MICHIGAN, we'll see how all the GREAT of HUNTERS they really are..
