HELLO! I CAN HUNT BETTER THAN YOU BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT. I WANT TO HUNT WITH A BOW BECAUSE IT'S SO EASY. PEOPLE SAY TO "TUNE" YOUR BOWTHING AND I WANT TO GET IT TUNED UP. WHERE DO YOU FIND A MECHANIC TO DO THAT? I HAVE SHOT A WORLDRECORD DEER AND A MOOSE. I DONT WANT TO PRACTICE WITH A BOW JUST HUNT. GOODBYE.

Don't feed the troll.

You might try your local V.A. hospital. Go to the basement level and ask for admitting, I think they will be able to get your gear all tuned up. Good luck.

HERE IS MY DEER

I HAVE ALSO SHOT TROLLS

Nice deer Superscam. Got any other trophys?

YES I DO. I AM AN ATHLETE AND A BOXER AND I COULD BEAT EVERYONE HERE ONE HANDED. ESPECIALLY YOU MOWTOWNHONKEY. I'VE SEEN YOU BOX, IT LOOKS LIKE GIRLS FIGHTING OVER THE LAST SKIRT AT THE MALL

I didn't think anybody seen that fight. I gota little better after that one.

AND YOU NEED TO IMPROVE YOUR SPEECH. IT'S SAW NOT SEEN YOU HILLBILLY.

And you need to hit your caps button professor.