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Hunting Poem !!

Old 11-11-2005, 07:55 AM
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Its opening day here in the Northwoods,
And I'm sitting in the tree with all my hunting goods.
I range a tree and then a stump,
when I feel the urge to takea dump.
The urge is fierce and i cannot hold,
so i climb on down without my bow.
I lean my back against a tree,
when the devil comes out and then thepee.
I thinkabout the night before,
I shouldn't have had those 3 shots, or was it 4.
I'm nearly done, about to set sail,
when inthe distance is a Monster Whitetail.
I quickly put my clothes back on,
when OUCH, i zipped my tiny dong.
The pains horrific, but i get through it,
and climb my tree in hopes to shoot it.
The buck walks in and inches closer,
and there's a doe, he tries to Hose her.
She runs off and he follows,
over the ridge to the next hollow.
As i watch, my heart sinks,
when I realize something stinks.
I look around and, AHH, Alas,
I forgot to wipe my frickin a$$.


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Old 11-11-2005, 08:03 AM
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Funny stuff, nice work.

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Old 11-11-2005, 09:46 AM
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Well, now we know what someone does to pass the time in his treestand.

Nice poem.
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Old 11-11-2005, 10:34 AM
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It's become apparent to me that my buddy Mathewsboy has completely lost his marbles. I'm guessing it has something to do with the unlucky season he's having. The poem was funny though. I'm wondering what he's gonna do next.
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Old 11-11-2005, 10:40 AM
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Funny stuff. That really happened did'nt it?
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Old 11-11-2005, 11:06 AM
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mathewsboy, a poem in response:

When you're in your tree and bored to tears
cuz you haven't been seeing any deer this year
and you write a poem about poop and pee
and then smelling that dump from in your tree

please don't feel the need to share
because most of us, really don't care
we realize by your name your just a boy
and we can also tell by the choice of your toy

If you want to grow up and be a man
I suggest you put a bowtech in hand.
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Old 11-11-2005, 11:15 AM
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haha
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Old 11-11-2005, 01:11 PM
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Can't say it hasn't happen to me...
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Old 11-11-2005, 04:39 PM
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The kibble, the quarter, the dollar, the bit, I think your poem was a piece of ----
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Old 11-12-2005, 12:28 AM
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Geez, I thought it was kinda funny... my bad i guess, either that or you buttholes have nosense of humor....
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