Well I took off Tuesday and today to hunt all day.....but, on Monday I noticed my stomach started to hurt and I felt bad.....From the time I entered the woods until I reached my stand yesterday, I went #2, 4 times! I stayed on stand all day, I was like a tree climber, up and down, up and down to my little homemade porta potty below. I did get 4 deer within range throughout the day but I thought I was some sorta trophy hunter so I let them all pass...well then today, again.....but worse.......by the time I hit my stand, I was doing the dance to get my clothes off at least 5 times. I could only sit on stand for 2 hours, had a buck within 15 yards broadside, again didnt shoot. I should have shot at least one of them for all of my pain! The ground looked like a groundhog had been through it from all the homemade porta potty holes! What luck.

Virginiashadowhunter

hey thanks for sharing

Yeah, I thought it might be comical to some...to me it sucks!

vashdowhunter

So you essentially took a huge dump [:'(] over the entire area around your stand, still had deer come in as close as 15 yards and you didn't shoot? [&:]

Hopefully you didn't already crap out the lucky horse shoe that's apparently wedged up your butt, otherwise I'd be afraid your luck is spent my friend

Thats kind of gross, but more funny. I have a friend who has the veyr same problem, sometimes he jsut goes in his waders.

I would have had some Immonium AD with me the second day just in case.

I laughed my a$$ off. You should bottle that $hit and sell it to bow hunters!

I'm still laughing!

Tom

If you are married maybe you wife put some exlacs (SP) in you drink so you would have to stay home with her

I almost drank an entire bottle oh Mylanta while on stand yesterday. It shut down my digestive system....until this morning when a volcano erupted...I had to use some of my sons Desenex when I got home! I didnt eat anything from 3:30 am until 8 pm last night. I was physically drained to the max.

vashadowhunter

hahaha sorry to hear of your bad case of the "green apple trots" especially while you took off for 2 days

but you did make me laugh so at least you got something out of it [:-]