Take 2 days off work to bowhunt and this happens...
 

Well I took off Tuesday and today to hunt all day.....but, on Monday I noticed my stomach started to hurt and I felt bad.....From the time I entered the woods until I reached my stand yesterday, I went #2, 4 times! I stayed on stand all day, I was like a tree climber, up and down, up and down to my little homemade porta potty below. I did get 4 deer within range throughout the day but I thought I was some sorta trophy hunter so I let them all pass...well then today, again.....but worse.......by the time I hit my stand, I was doing the dance to get my clothes off at least 5 times. I could only sit on stand for 2 hours, had a buck within 15 yards broadside, again didnt shoot. I should have shot at least one of them for all of my pain! The ground looked like a groundhog had been through it from all the homemade porta potty holes! What luck.

Virginiashadowhunter

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hey thanks for sharing

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Yeah, I thought it might be comical to some...to me it sucks!

vashdowhunter

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So you essentially took a huge dump [:'(] over the entire area around your stand, still had deer come in as close as 15 yards and you didn't shoot? [&:]

Hopefully you didn't already crap out the lucky horse shoe that's apparently wedged up your butt, otherwise I'd be afraid your luck is spent my friend:D

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I would have had some Immonium AD with me the second day just in case.

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Thats kind of gross, but more funny. I have a friend who has the veyr same problem, sometimes he jsut goes in his waders.

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I laughed my a$$ off. You should bottle that $hit and sell it to bow hunters!

I'm still laughing!

Tom

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If you are married maybe you wife put some exlacs (SP) in you drink so you would have to stay home with her:D:D:D:D:D

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I almost drank an entire bottle oh Mylanta while on stand yesterday. It shut down my digestive system....until this morning when a volcano erupted...I had to use some of my sons Desenex when I got home! I didnt eat anything from 3:30 am until 8 pm last night. I was physically drained to the max.

vashadowhunter

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hahaha sorry to hear of your bad case of the "green apple trots" especially while you took off for 2 days

but you did make me laugh so at least you got something out of it [:-]

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All I can say is ILMFAO!!!

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Dude I am laughing so hardeveryone at work is looking at me funny.

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I feel bad for you having taken two days off of work for that, but that was freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!![:-]

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What a crappy situation

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man that stinks......no pun intended...:D

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I am going to ask one of the kids in my class to get me sick again so I can put it all over the ground on Saturday.....:) On a real note, I have lost 5 pounds in 2 days. Geez. No wonder I could barely make it out of the woods today, I had no energy.

vashadowhunter

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Were you eating alot of corn by chance? Just wondering what was attracting all the deer.

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Nope Motown...the night before I was trying to get my two little ones to eat some peas and carrots, so I ate alot of them to show them that they are good(yeah right)...I did notice that the carrots and peas...oh nevermind

vashadowhunter

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Sorry to hear that. I would've had to shoot something though to pay for all my trouble.

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You should be glad you didn't shoot anything. Imagine what all the straining trying to drag a deer out would have done to you.:D

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Man, thanks for this story! I thought I was having a bad day when I came home today, but now the sun is shining and things are great here. Sorry it had to be at your expense. [8D]

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Nothing worse than the green apple splaters when you have to set still.

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Is baiting allowed in VA??
I've buried a few salt licks before but that's just not right