I ain't seen hide nor hair of him in a while. I also haven't gotten any emails from him in a while.
Anyone know what he's up to?

Hopefully everything is ok, but he's probably at his hunting Lease shooting lead!!

you know how that guy is... Semi sane. Probably out wandering on the lease looking for the way out

Muley has been absent too, at least on this forum and a couple others.

I'm back. Been out of touch due to circumstances beyond my control.

LOL - I heard that when those aliens were doing body cavity probes that you liked it too much and they decided to send you back.
Welcome home Semi

Fact is, I had a Colonoscopy last Thursday. If any of you other old farts aren't getting probed every few years, you should.

Funny you should mention that. When I was due for my second one, reminded by my new doctor (a young woman who was being very professional) I told her that I hope things turn out better this second time. With a concerned look she said "why mr. Bronkoski, what happened?" I told her that when anyone ever gets that intimate with me I expect a call the next day! I thought she was going to fall off her stool from laughing. Since then I can't go see her without telling her a joke.

I'm on the 10 year plan. First two at 50 & 60 were negative, next one is in 5 years. I can hardly wait... that "go lightly" prep is terrible!!

Actually, it's go lightly, then go lightly again, and again, and again, with one or two go explosively thrown in.