flounder33

Long post, but sorry, but I need to vent!! So I went to Walmart to get some clearance Hunting stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No biggie. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING! So now I'm ready to start cussin her out! I finish up my shopping and head to the check out line and who is there ahead of me? the same lady. She turns around and starts staring again. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Then she says "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my son who just passed away." I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She says "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mama' to me?" Inside I was like Really?!??!, but understanding grief the way that I do, I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87. I knew something wasn't right, because it should have been like $40 or so. The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "What?!!!" She said, "Your mom said you were paying for her last few items along with your things. I told her that the woman was most definitely NOT my mom. She said, well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama. I'm like OMG...I flew out of the store looking for this chick ready to beat her arse!, I see her loading up her car! She saw me and jumped in her car, I got to her as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg...just like I'm pulling yours right now! Hahaha... if I got you good, feel free to copy and paste and share the laughter with your friends. Happy Monday people!

WV Hunter

LOL. I'm guessing you are bored today flounder

kidoggy

lol. nice! story had me spellbound.

edmehlig

You got us Art! Thought for sure you were going to say you dragged her out of the car and beat the living piss out of her or got her license plate or something along those lines.

Champlain Islander

Yup...you hooked me. Good one.

Oldtimr

That is a H*** of A thing to do! I was all ready to say I hope you had her arrested then you sprung the trap. Shame on you!

cayugad

you had me up to, why you'd hug a stranger. But that was a good story. I will tell it to my father. He likes those kind of stories.

Semisane

Right up until the end I was thinking "uh-oh, you got your pocket picked".

toytruck

I thought the same thing when I first read it...

Art, you been smelling those tractor fumes again??

bronko22000

Saw this before and as soon as I saw the apology it jarred my memory. Almost had me but not today...lol.
I figured it had to be something because nobody would stare at you because of your looks (unless the circus was in town)...hahahahaha