Gee whiz, you threw those good jeans away. If nothing else, they make good oil changing rags. Should have kept them hidden somewhere and the next time the wife starts nagging you about something, go put them on and tell her you are headed down to the tavern.

and hope you don't walk into the Blue Oyster like the 2 guys on Police Academy did.....

My wife tricked me. I let her pick out the wedding day and she picked 02-14-04. Not thinking, I come to find out later that is was V-day as well, (Doesn't correspond with any hunting season openers!!!!) This way I can't say I forgot one and remembered the other!!!! Damn tricky women!!!!!!!!

I don't know about this 69 thing. I like 70 better, She does me and I just owe her one!!!!!!!

Yeah but sometimes its hell when its time to pay up.

Heck No! not after she told me how much they cost. And I'd never throw anything away the wife bought me for a gift, right? that would be just wrongI need them in case she want's to go out during the RUT, I'll just put em on and then know I'll have a good night sleep
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Well I was talking to my daughter when a gay guy came up and started to talk to her that we all know, even though he did'nt know she was my daughter as he owns a Salon in town and wants my daughter to work for her, anyway.....all of a sudden I hear Henry are you looking at my dads a$$, and he said OH that's your Dad??? Im not going to say anymore but everyone there got a big kick out of it. So not only do these jeans pick up women but also men.....I think MD needs a pair of em
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no way, im 6'3 - 160lbs wet... U know what that means right? No rear end to show off Maybe i can get some buttocks injections like the hollywood stars

MD them Jeans are for you for sure, Im 6'6" and 240ish, there made for you and mabey for me when summer gets back here and Im back down to 220. You'd be surprised how they fit a guy like you, there made for you.
I have NO rear end at all, my usuall jeans are are saggy in the butt, it looks like I pooped my pants with regular jeans, that's why the wife bought me these because she wanted to see more butt, but the joke was on her as they show more than butt.
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naaaah they'd squish the boys. I prefer to just let them dangle freely.