Less than 6 bucks is expensive? That can is bigger than you think. I've been working one can for the last 6 months.

Hard to beat natural tallow from animals. Especially cool little minks. It doesn't melt in summer, or freeze in winter. Nothing to mix. It comes as a perfect paste ready to use.

If you feel you have to do it yourself. Trap some minks, and make your own. It's my plan.

I'm always tinkering. Keeps me out of trouble and out of the wife's hair.

Well then. Go trap some minks, and melt down the fat. She'll love the smell.

But then she'll want the hides tanned an turned onto a coat. I need a lot of minks to cover her big a..........

You failed to finish your sentence Bronko. I assume you intended to say "her big and beautiful body".