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Old 11-09-2010 | 07:25 AM
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Ten reasons guys prefer a gun over a woman

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road AND nobody gets hurt.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?”

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman is...

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
 
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Old 11-09-2010 | 07:38 AM
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Whoa! this is right up there with some of Semi's most profund thoughts.

But, can you argue with any of the points????
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Old 11-09-2010 | 07:40 AM
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All true. However, I've yet to find a gun that was real good company in bed.

As long as we're having a chuckle, here's a totally unrelated thought. My daughter wanted to use that Ancestry.com site to research our family tree. I asked her not to do that. Just could not take the chance of finding out that I might be in some way related to Nancy Pelosi.
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Old 11-09-2010 | 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Semisane
All true. However, I've yet to find a gun that was real good company in bed.

As long as we're having a chuckle, here's a totally unrelated thought. My daughter wanted to use that Ancestry.com site to research our family tree. I asked her not to do that. Just could not take the chance of finding out that I might be in some way related to Nancy Pelosi.
I've always wondered if you were related to her or not. Hmmm now I guess we will never know
I actually thought about you when I was posting this. I guess you have been influential
 
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Old 11-09-2010 | 08:24 AM
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Well as long as you are in the believing mood and are somewhat concerned about your relationship with Pelosi, you might as well Barabra in there also... Barabra Boxer, that is, those two really put California on the map....
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Old 11-09-2010 | 08:28 AM
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And then there's - heaven forbid - Barney Frank!
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Old 11-09-2010 | 08:32 AM
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I have a shirt with these on it I got a few years back. They are hilarious.
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Old 11-10-2010 | 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Semisane
And then there's - heaven forbid - Barney Frank!
Barney' strictly a rump ranger not into either gun's or women
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