Not muzzleloader per se, but gun related.
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Ten reasons guys prefer a gun over a woman
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road AND nobody gets hurt.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman is...
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 AND nobody gets hurt.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road AND nobody gets hurt.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman is...
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
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Boone & Crockett
Joined: Apr 2007
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From: River Ridge, LA (Suburb of New Orleans)
All true.
However, I've yet to find a gun that was real good company in bed. 
As long as we're having a chuckle, here's a totally unrelated thought. My daughter wanted to use that Ancestry.com site to research our family tree. I asked her not to do that. Just could not take the chance of finding out that I might be in some way related to Nancy Pelosi.
However, I've yet to find a gun that was real good company in bed. 
As long as we're having a chuckle, here's a totally unrelated thought. My daughter wanted to use that Ancestry.com site to research our family tree. I asked her not to do that. Just could not take the chance of finding out that I might be in some way related to Nancy Pelosi.
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All true.
However, I've yet to find a gun that was real good company in bed. 
As long as we're having a chuckle, here's a totally unrelated thought. My daughter wanted to use that Ancestry.com site to research our family tree. I asked her not to do that. Just could not take the chance of finding out that I might be in some way related to Nancy Pelosi.
However, I've yet to find a gun that was real good company in bed. 
As long as we're having a chuckle, here's a totally unrelated thought. My daughter wanted to use that Ancestry.com site to research our family tree. I asked her not to do that. Just could not take the chance of finding out that I might be in some way related to Nancy Pelosi.

I actually thought about you when I was posting this. I guess you have been influential



Whoa! this is right up there with some of Semi's most profund thoughts.
