5. Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.

4. Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.

3. As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."

2. He calls trees by their first names.

And the number one sign you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:

1. He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"

lol yeah that sounds about right

Nice post. Thanks for the laugh.

Ant

no.6-- When you ask your guide how long he has been guiding caribou hunters and he says your the first . You know your in trouble. Happen to me in Quebec with Safari Nordic. Just glad on the 4th day a group of big bulls came buy and I bagged 2 nice bulls.

Just cause you were his first hunter doesnt mean he didnt know what he was doing......you bagged 2????.......Sounds like a decent guide to me!!!!

hahaha!lol. nice

Good one...

no 7. when your guide watches you site in your rifle and says "Oh, so you put the wooden end in your shoulder"

No. 8 If you're intrduced to your guide and he rolls out in a wheelchair.

No. 9 If he asks if you want a buck or a doe when on an elk hunt.

If my guide was prone to saying "run bambi run!" I'd be prone to shootin him first then the deer.