OWWWWW!!!!
09-11-2003 | 08:03 PM
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From: Gunnison CO USA
OWWWWW!!!!
This is a beaut...Where I work, we have bears come off the ski area into the base area village from late summer into mid-fall during their feeding frenzy to raid dumpsters, dog bowls, bird feeders etc. I' m pulling my truck around the back of our building where there are 2 dumpsters. As I get out there is a big ' ol pile of bear scat the size of a cantaloupe right there. As I examine it a little closer, I notice flecks of red. Turns out to be a WHOLE Coke can, well-chewed, but WHOLE; impacted in the pile...First: You gotta ask yourself: How did it feel chokin' that thing down? Then...HOW DID IT FEEL ON IT' S WAY OUT?!!!!
Oh yeah...Another bear poop story...There' s a gal that owns a restaurant right next to my building. Sweet girl, but a bit loopy...She has this big wire-haired terrier that she sometimes dresses up. So here I am pulling my Jeep around in the alley behind my building one morning a couple of weeks ago when I am confronted by this afro' d pooch in a purple tutu and purple Mardi-Gras beads chowing down on a big old pile of bear poop. He' s so intent on his breakfast that he won' t move. Gives me a full-on toothy growl and comes at the Jeep. I can' t go around him, and don' t dare get out, so I have to ease ahead and give him a gentle nudge with the bumper. He finally yields and gives me a dirty look as I head for my office and he resumes his nasty snack.
So when I get home that night, the wife asks: " How was your day?" I say: " Pretty good. Started out with a tense stand-off between me and the Jeep and a pooch in a purple tutu eating a pile of bear crap..."
She gives me the outstretched palm and say: " That' s it. I' m getting rid of the beer in the fridge, and calling Dr. Wolkov first thing in the morning!" ..." But Honey!!!"
...Right hand to God. It' s absolutely true. (and I did get to keep my beer.)
Oh yeah...Another bear poop story...There' s a gal that owns a restaurant right next to my building. Sweet girl, but a bit loopy...She has this big wire-haired terrier that she sometimes dresses up. So here I am pulling my Jeep around in the alley behind my building one morning a couple of weeks ago when I am confronted by this afro' d pooch in a purple tutu and purple Mardi-Gras beads chowing down on a big old pile of bear poop. He' s so intent on his breakfast that he won' t move. Gives me a full-on toothy growl and comes at the Jeep. I can' t go around him, and don' t dare get out, so I have to ease ahead and give him a gentle nudge with the bumper. He finally yields and gives me a dirty look as I head for my office and he resumes his nasty snack.
So when I get home that night, the wife asks: " How was your day?" I say: " Pretty good. Started out with a tense stand-off between me and the Jeep and a pooch in a purple tutu eating a pile of bear crap..."
She gives me the outstretched palm and say: " That' s it. I' m getting rid of the beer in the fridge, and calling Dr. Wolkov first thing in the morning!" ..." But Honey!!!"
...Right hand to God. It' s absolutely true. (and I did get to keep my beer.)
09-11-2003 | 10:47 PM
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Typical Buck
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From: KUNKLETOWN PA United States
RE: OWWWWW!!!!
well that coke can doesn' t sound all too comfy , but i quess he was trying to get his vitamins and minerals.[&:]
you should have taken a picture of that dog in the purple tu tu , or video taped it , could' ve won you some money on americas funniest home videos [&:][&:][&:]
thanks for the stories bud
you should have taken a picture of that dog in the purple tu tu , or video taped it , could' ve won you some money on americas funniest home videos [&:][&:][&:]
thanks for the stories bud
