2013 Smacktalk thread.
 

Ok lets keep it clean and enjoy the fun.

Team 1 Beard Bandits :action-smiley-099:all other teams


Beard Bandits will again reign superior again in 2013. Everyone else is playing for 2nd :party0005:

Ya they one first prize last yr. And all got a box of depends!

JW

Beard Bandits will loose this year!!!! Depends anyone!

Lets get a collection going for a years supply LOL:devil:

Nah - 1 Depend will do - they can share!

JW

Beard Bandits will again reign superior again in 2013. Everyone else is playing for 2nd :party0005:[/quote]

Ok, 3rd place 2 yrs in a row, not happenin again boys!!
I think Arrowmaster must be skippin out on his monthly mental evaluations again cause the only thing the Beard Bandits are gonna reign is tears when their lookin at the leader board!
:s7: :s7: :s7: :hit:

Keep dreamin cause the Beard Bandits will win all categorys this year. No one else stands a chance. Everyone else is playing for second. :)

The Bearded ladies...... I mean beard bandits are going down!

I guess I should Introduce everyone to the Returning champs Beard Bandits. :rock: :hail::hail::hail:

1. Arrowmaster
2. silent arrow
3. blackheel
4. EFH
5. doetrain
6. SouthernStrut56
7. turkman1
8. bald9eagle
9. DTC Jr
10.hunting junkie
11. deer tracks

Hmmm..... I don't know, looks more like a top ten list of guys most likely to find their inner woman in 2013 to me. :woot::woot::biggrin: :biggrin: And hey Look who's #1 on that list!!!!

J/k, good luck boys! I know yer gonna be tough to beat! But ya will be beat!

See you suckers don't have a couple of Bama Boys on your team like we do! Me and ol' EFH get a head start on March 15th! Yeah boy!

Hey, we got a head start program here too for those not quite ready for preschool, good luck little guy! :rock:

Bwahahaha....That's funny right there....I don't care who you are.:busted:

:lolabove:Haha that was good. You dont need a head start when your bench warmers!:sad0064:

:busted::busted::busted:

We also have Southernstrut56 from Alabama as well...

Your going to do great getting thinning out all the jakes so the real hunters can find some nice Toms.

Last years win doesn't count. I didnt sign up last year, had I been here you'd have went down.. (Unless I was on that team. :) )

Beard Bandits will dominate again this year.

Startin my year in GA, To SC , back home to kansas, and some family hunitng in arkansas!! gonna be a ruff year for the Bearded Jakes

Watch and see the Beard Bandits in action. Everyone else is playing for second :)

I am one of the Beard Bandit and I will take off two weeks just to hunt so we can stay in first place. Catch us if you can LOL

Turkman

Come on! A new season, new challenges, new teams = new champions!

BTW...my season starts in 31 days.

We got some older guys thats for sure,and hey the plumbing is a little inconsistant. But the the top Birds and 1st. place Gold will be consistant,and you suckers can weep and wail for another year when the Beard Bandits shut ya down again!

You got some older guys and your all consistantly senile!
your all consistantly incontenant!(spelling?)
your all consistantly going to fail as returning champs!
But go ahead and enjoy your dillusions for another month or so i guess. :rolleyes:

We honed our skills on killing big gobblers while y'all practiced grammar! We will be #1, and don't care how ya spell it! :)

how do i sign up for this turkey contest. new to the forum but turkey hunting is my life. only 15 but killed 4 longbeards and NO JAKES!

Huntman, just go to the 2013 spring turkey contest sign up thread and just post your in ;)

Whatever Team I am on is gonna have an advantage...

eye maay nut bee abul ta spel reel guod butt i kan kile thum Turkies reel gode! pot thaat inur pipe un smooke it!

Spelling and grammar doesn't count for much in this rodeo.

Show up to this party with feathers in the back of the truck, blood on your vest and a new notch on your favorite box (or slate call), and you can holler, gobble or hoot all you want!

Until then, don't go measuring your beards until you bust 'em.

On another note, who has been on a team or teams with back to back wins? How many consecutive wins was it? I was on winning teams in '07 and '10, I'm due for '13

I Choot - I score - and score more than most you guys en gals!

Ha!

JW

You got that right JW You can choot alot and still be on a losing team....your the perfect example of that......

So when everyone is doing this:bash: when the bandits are doing this :action-smiley-099:to the other teams....and as we are

:poke: and making fun of all you 2nd place contenders....

and you have had a nuff and finally do this:hail: because we are

so good at this:fighting0007:we are gonna say we told you so

and be doing this :barmy: for the 2nd year in a row,,,,

then in 2014 you will be doing this again:violin:

I see we got the first 40 or 50 people signed up....bad part is... why even try

Guess its a good thing my waders are camo! Looks like i'll be needin em this season! It gets much deeper and i'll have to invest in a camo snorkle too!!!

100% truth :party:

We got them scared now arrow.....either that or there smacktalk is as weak as there hunting skills

I'm on my own winning team. Every time I turkey hunt. I win every time I bring home a turkey, and I even win every time I bring home experience. Some of us bring home more experience than others.

With all this rain, I might have to use steel shot on my hunt. Getting my tag tomorrow!:D:D

Team drawing day!!!!!!!!!!! Who's going to be on MY winning team? That is the question everyone is asking.....

At least take last year's losing team avatar off before you come talking smack :nonono2: