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Old 04-12-2005 | 02:19 PM
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Default RE: Pa. Deer #'s down! Duhhhhhhh!!!!

I just consulted my OUIJA board, and I have concluded that:

1/25 archers do not engage in any form of firearm hunting

Of those, 1/3 refuse to harvest does.

If you do the math, that's 4(pi) times 232,296.00112 which equals 2,919,995.176634 deer per square foot.

In so finding, the OUIJA and I have concluded that if those hunters wearing less than the minimum required blaze orange get a deer on a Friday, then it would be a reasonable deduction that the majority of Friday-kills (buck only) are ill-gotten game.

As such, I have concluded (with the help of my Ouija Board) that 113% of Pennsylvania hunters practice archery only, and refuse to shoot does due to their disgust with Gary Alt and the state of Pennsylvania Blaze Orange laws.
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