Every time your dog or cat is walking through the room you are looking at a spot tight behind the shoulder and figuring out shot angles"
Ditto.
If you read a book where the sentence 'given the shaft' and you think what brand and length
If your wife finds bowhunting magzines and a jar of vaseline in the bedroom
If your wife says she said she is going to have a boy, and you think she said she is going to have a bow
If you lost your shaft in a bush, you don't have to make much effort nor beg to get into it
If your wife as to bribe you with a bow just to have a child