I kept my now wife chained up for many years and wouldn't let her outside either

Tried duck tape at first but the first few I keep just chewed right through the tape. Anyways, I finally let her out and she's OK with it. Becareful! she might show you how it's done

I know when it come to 3D and handguns that my wife would open a can of you know what on a lot of guys!