What's the matter Big? When you get frustrated, does your brain quit on you and you feel the need to resort to violence? What an intellectual dullard you are.
Who do you think you are anyways? Poking fun at a man for taking care of his kids....how pathetic and ignorant.
As far as you and I doing battle, I don't see the need. However if it ever arrises, I am nearly certain the results would be the same as they are here. You would crawl away bruised, battered, and torn.
I leave things in the toilet more intimidating than you.