hey bigcoutry, let me know if I have this down yet.

I have a porsche 911 twin turbo *pound my chest*

you spell like a monkey on prozac *pound my chest some more and feel something tingle in my pants*

I have an IQ of 148...I am a GOD !!!! *now my head won't fit in my peice of crap car but I can finally use that rubber I've been saving since freshman year at band camp*

I can call you lots of names *I win you lose*


so, is that about right? Do I get the "I have my head so far up my a$$ I can see my tonsils award" ?