Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Although my client broke the law when he shot at that fox, it was just a freak accident that an illegally bullet traveled on to a point where Miss Burns managed to get in the way of it. My client is the victim here, after all, he only thought he was poaching a fox. Now Ms Burns expects him to pay for the damage he did to her head. What the heck was she doing sitting in that car anyway?[:'(][:'(][:'(]

He shot her for crying out loud!!! OOPS! is not a valid defense.
This aint about some old bat spilling McDonalds coffee in her lap. This is about a guy deciding to pull the trigger when he knew it was wrong and someone was seriously hurt as a result!!!