HuntingNet.com Forums - View Single Post - Would you shoot a tresspassing dog?
View Single Post
Old 02-24-2005, 06:41 PM
  #48  
Jack Ryan
Typical Buck
 
Jack Ryan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 866
Default RE: Would you shoot a tresspassing dog?

True story.

One cattle farmer + one dope head moves to the country.

Dope head has dogs.

Dope head let's his dogs run loose.

Dope head's dogs chase cattle.

One warning.

Dope head's dogs kill chickens.

Two wanings.

Dope heads dogs kill one duck, rest of chickens and chase cattle.

Three warnings and dope head denies they are his dogs. "They wouldn't do a thing like that."

One dog disappears.

Cattle farmer gets new chickens and cattle start dropping calves.

Dogs chasing calves and cattle.

Fourth warning.

'nother dog disappears.

Dope head gets new dogs.

More chickens killed.

Fifth warning.

CO and the county Sherriff both say you've got the right to shoot dogs running loose.

Rest of the chickens get killed.

Farmer sets the MT chicken coop door so it can't be opened from inside.

Comes out in the morning and all the dope heads dogs are trapped in the chicken coop.

Takes a picture of them in the chicken coop and then shoots them all.

Call the dope head and tell him to come get his dogs.

No more problems.
Jack Ryan is offline