Jason, I have great advice for you. Have your wife put cheerios in the crapper and you can play games like dunk the cheerio. Before you know it you will be on your own. After a couple of years of bachleorhood I am proud to say that I am housetrained once again.( It took 5 years to happen)

Paul, the only guarentee I can make is that the depends will be clean when I get there. Anything after that may be a surprise to both of us!!!!!!!!!!!