well this story involves a cell phone lol... so you can pretty much guess where its going

my parents and i made the agreement that if i would carry a cell phone into the woods, i could go anywhere and stay as long as i wanted (meaning camping for a week or two by myself) so i gladly met their demands and took along enough food and water for a long stay, socks, ect. and of course the cell phone. well it was my first time having a cell phone and i'm rather techonologically challenged so i didn't think anything of it..

i find a nice spot about half a mile from where i set up camp and settle in behind some thick brush next to a rather active trail... a couple does walk by over the course of a few hours when i hear something come stomping up the trail... a little spike horn goes running like hell when a monster 10 pointer is heading right for me... i mean this deer was BIG he had to be at least 190-200lbs and had massive antlers... i shoot bow so i'm drawing my arrow back and peaking out from behind the brush waiting for the perfect shot... he turns broadside and gives me a double-lung shot just when.... RING RING RING!!!!! "Hi honey i just called to see what you were doing"

long story short, the deer took off and the cell phone was never to be seen in the woods again