Sounds like you better knock when you return from your trip. Wouldn't want to get ran over by the mail man.

I always figure, if I don't know about it, why do I care

As a man that has been thru a nasty divorce, and lost half his stuff. I always love Jeff Foxworthys take on marriage.

"If she ain't happy, you ain't happy, and if she ain't happy long enough, youll be unhappy with half your $hit."