RE: You might be a hardcore bowhunter if.....
Really funny! You get my vote for best post of the year so far. A couple of mine:
If your first question at a job interview is, How much vacation time does this job offer?
If your second question at the job interview is, How does it look for two weeks off in September?
If you have more than two guests in your apartment, the third one has to sit on the block target.