Right after I had graduated from high school I was helping a buddy of mine track a big buck late one evening. 4 of us were walking through the woods looking for a blood trail when I stumbled upon a doe that had bedded down in some pines. All 4 of us were standing there with our flashlights pointed at her and I got this wild hair. The doe stands up and I get this bright idea to chase her through the woods. I take off running towards her at full speed but she doesn't run, she just stands there staring at the lights. I got about 5 feet from her and just dropped my shoulder and nailed her like a pro linebacker. She turned a flip and I landed on top of her while she is on her back. Anyone that thinks that a 100 lb. female can't whoop a man's a$$ has never rolled around in pinestraw with a doe.
That had to be the 2nd stupidist thing I have ever done in my life, but that's another story