Well you had us til you got to the part about not drinkin', smokin', or cussin'. Just kiddin'.

I'm not near Lakeland, but that's a generous offer.
I'm beyond help, but my daughter could use it.
I believe that would go further to get you permission than offering to mend fences or do farm work. Knock on some doors and make your offer, I'll bet you'll be surprised.

brad