My vote goes to the new Hoyt TurboTec in the "Flame(r)" colorscheme.

I couldn't imagine what kind of attention-starved red-headed stepchild would want one, but something tells me that at least one of these models has been made/sold and is being used by somebody who thinks it's a hot rod.

Whatever in god's name convinced the otherwise sensible people at hoyt to mass-produce a bow with flames shooting out of the riser is beyond me, but nonetheless, I hope for all of our sake that this madness comes to an abrupt halt.

Somebody please post a picture for me.