RE: ELKOHOLICS REPORT!
I got dragged into this by some "caring" soul, but I don't have a problem where elk are concerned. Honest, I DON'T ! OKAY? I mean, who defines this elkoholic business? I can stop any time I want to. I went two days last week without even thinking about that 330 bull who stood five yards out of my bow range last season. So there! I know sometimes it doesn't look good when I sit around staring at topo maps for two hours on a Friday night, but why is that a problem? I mean, I could be out there with a REAL addiction, like bass fishing! So get off my case already!