ORIGINAL: rem7400 2
I'd rather be slapped by a fast skinny woman than be sat on by a big 'ol fat slow moving woman.
Velocity may sting a litle but the energy/knock down of that fat woman will squish your guts out your dang ears!!
It's hard to argue with reason.
Would you rather somebody hit you with their whole body slowly, or punch you in the face?
Entirely different 'reason.'