I'll settle for:

A Lazzeroni .308 Warbird w/ Leupold 6.5-20
Jennings CK3.4R w/all the goodies
5000 acres of prime whitetail hunting w/camp
5000 acres of prime elk hunting w/camp
2 months off work, starting 10/15 each year
Jeep Rubicon w/winch/snorkel & 2005 Mitsubishi Eclipse Hybrid Concept
A few good huntin buddies, one of whom must be able to cook
Deck of cards
Keg of beer
A hot wife that likes seeing me spend quality time with my friends

If anyone has all of the aforementioned items, and is looking for a good huntin buddy, please feel free to contact me at your earliest convenience.