My Dad told me a story similar to TN_Hunter's. He called this longbeard in close in a patch of greenbriar, waited for a hole in the stuff, and dropped him. He hustled over there and the bird was lying on the ground, wings open and his head was straight up, lookin around. Not wanting to risk a spur to the leg or hand, he looked around for a heavy stick and decided to practice his golf swing on that turkey!

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Pick a hair.....or a caruncle!!