Why would anyone want to name a bow JeffB apart from JeffB of course

Now I have to make a critical choice here which one do I get to replace my Patriot or do I go for the Constitution for 3d or a smaller one for treestand or a mid size one.

I can see this being a very bad year I want all of them and NO MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

So I will have to put all the names in a hat and draw one