I have heard some stupid things from time to time, but the most stupid thing I have ever seen is a hunter in archery season attach branches to the top of his horse's bridal. He was walking behind his horse and trying to bugle. At first I thought it was a joke of some kind but after talking to the guy he was sure he had came up with a brillinat way to call in a elk. To this day I still can't believe how stupid this guy was. The problem here was that he was from Pennsylvania and hadn't educated himself in the art of elk hunting, so that he knew what would work and what wouldn't. He was also lucky that it wasn't gun season. That horse would have been taken quick!