Some days I should've just stayed home.

I have hooked myself in the a$$ while fly fishing. [:@]

I got bit by a water snake while trying to unhook him from my fishing lure. Let him go, decided he looked like a cottonmouth, then got bit again while trying to make sure. Thankfully it wasn't.

I was lying down looking for snakes under an old abandoned house when a couple of deer ran right over the top of me. Jumped up to see what was happening and my dog clipped the back of my leg. He would chase anything that would run, and ran those stupid deer right over the top of me. Nearly threw my knee out of whack when he hit me. Had to limp back to the house.

Sat in a tower blind all afternoon. Never disturbed the wasps until a coyote came by and I shot him.

I thought my dog had treed a coon under an old belly mower. He had a different bark for different critters. This was defiitely the coon bark. Lifted one end up to see. Skunk! Took a direct hit at point blank range. It even bleached spots in my clothes where the spray hit.
FYI: Tomato juice and all 10,000 other old folk remedies don't work. [:'(]