Well I pry my arse out of bed. Walk in the bathroom look in the mirror and jump back. Jump in the shower then get dressed. Round up all the essentials and head for the woods. I get to the woods grab my stuff head for the tree. Get to the tree go to get all my stuff situated and say SOB I forgot something.[] Then I just do the same in reverse. Usually that is about how a third of my hunts go every year. Oh yea I forgot I always reach over and slap the wife on the arse before I leave also.