ORIGINAL: Ausie-guy
... I went to swap the film out when I got there and BANG the flash went off the camera still had 1 pic left to take I was seeing red spots for the next 20 minutes
So, is that you in the pic? I'm not familar with the regs in TX, but if it isn't you, why would an enforcement officer be interested in a bait dispenser? Baiting will get you arrested here in PA, so I could see the need for his visit if the state prohibited it.
ORIGINAL: livbucks
Try a box of jelly donuts laced with Exlax.
... Should occupy him long enough to get off a good shot, and if you miss I am sure you could outrun him then...
Liv, I don't work for the game commission, but I do like donuts... stop by if you're buyin'... we'll take em from over the counter thanks just the same. [8D] Oh, and I bet I could still outrun you after eating them.