I especially like the part:

Black Eye
"According to a July 26, 2000, Associated Press story, out of the 2,103 animals that PETA ?rescued? during 1999, a whopping 1,325 of them were euthanized (put to sleep) anyway. Considering the organization?s budget during that same year (over $17 million), its cash reserves at the time (over $4 million), and its history of rushing to the defense of even the scrawniest laboratory rat when TV cameras are rolling, it?s shocking that the group would sentence all of those cats and dogs to the needle."

Maybe we should call them:
People for the Ethical Termination of Animals