You start with this:
It's only 4 days till hunting season and I can't find my release anywhere. I laid it in the garage last year after getting my deer, and now I can't find it. I guess I'll have to learn to shoot with fingers by Wednesday.
Then add this:
What's all the fuss about? I don't take my practice shots anyway. I let my friend do it, who shoots better than me and can hold still better than me, just to make sure the bow hits where it ought to hit. If it hits where it's supposed to, I ought to be able to hit in the field, shouldn't I?
Then you proceed to give a sermon "on judging people and chastising them for not doing things your way". [&:]
While your last post had some good points to it I believe it lost it's merit by your munipulative and deceitful way of getting it across!