Oh, har dee har! You know, it occurred to me that when we are out, we are usually stuck with the lady we brought to the dance. So to a certain extent this is not a fair question. At the same time, my instincts are for a 12 gauge or a heavy rifle caliber.

"Coyote love: when you wake up in the morning, and your date is so ugly you would rather chew your arm off than pull it out from under her head."