Yes to SMACK No to Cheating
The smack that's going on is outstanding. What else do we have? In just a few months we're going to find out who gets to keep on Smacking. That has become a good Old American Tradition.
What has been brought to my attention is that some of you have been planning on substituting your Jackalope kills in for this contest. That will not fly and though it's a fine animal it will not be allowed. I will not mention any teams by name but this should not be tolorated.
I ask all to please come to this agreement. If we don't the Texans will run away with this contest.