Municipal Police Officer

AKA - Good cop / Bad cop... just depends on the hooftie I'm interviewing at the time. 14 years and still no donut.

Definition: Hooftie - Law enforcement jargon for "Actor". Commonly used to substitute for the following terms = Drug dealer, Perp, Turd, Dirtball, Scumbag, Child Molestor, Celly, Jailbird, and often Defendant.