How about a few Canadian hunting stories among friends? Somthing to add to this forum. How about a couple of jokes?

I've got one...

A Canadian and an American are sitting in a bar. The American says, "I can kick your butt. I have traveled the world, and have learned under the best martial arts instructors. I'll show you!" The American hits the Canadian. "That's the angry crane. I learned that in Bangladish!" Then he hits him again. "That's the little fire, I learned that in South America!" The American hit's him again. "That was Orchard of doom! Learned that one in the Phillipines." By now, the Canadian had enough and left the bar. He returned an hour later, and saw the American still sitting in the same stool. The Canadian walks up behind the American, knocks him to the ground, out cold. He turns to the bar tender and says "When he wakes up, tell him that was the crow-bar.......from Canadian Tire!"