With a run of luck like you're having, I'm not sure if I'd recommend you messing around with gunpowder! You never know what might happen... A leftover lightening bolt from a stray stormcloud could zap your powderhorn and BLAM! We'd have to start calling you 'stealthygoo.'
Might oughta rethink that muzzleloading stuff until you can get out from under that little black cloud that's suspended over your head.
But then.... hmmmm.... String of bad luck begins after Black Widow arrives... hmmm.... [:-]
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