I got a few.

Excuse me,do you have a band-aid because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
I lost my teddy bear.will you sleep with me.
Hey lady,those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them.
Is your dad a terrorist?Cause baby your da bomb.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again.