RE: attention all guys....
heres a few you can actually use...
"Hi, how do you feel today?" "Fine." "I asked how you felt, not how you look!"
Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
How was heaven when you left?
"Excuse me, do you have a quarter I can borrow?" "What for?" "I told my mother I would call her when I fell in love with the girl of my dreams!"
Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!