1. Ray and Bobby were dragging
the deer they had just shot
back to their truck. Another
hunter approached, pulling
his along too.
"Hey, I don't want to tell
you how to do something," he
said, " But I can tell you
that it's much easier if you
drag the deer in the other
direction. Then the antlers
won't dig into the ground."
After the third hunter
left, they decided to try
it. A little while later Ray
said to Bobby, "You know,
that guy was right. This is
a lot easier!"
"Yeah," replies Bobby. "But
we're getting farther from
the truck."
2. How to tell the species of bear you are looking at:
Go over to him, and kick him in the behind. Run up a nearby tree. If he climbs the tree and kills you, he's a black bear. If he knocks the tree down and kills you, he's a grizzly.