"I could give a rats behind how much bone my animal has on it's head!"

Then you should be happy with a doe right? If so then I'm sure you can find plenty of places to kill a doe. Those "rich hunters" are just after big racked bucks, so why dont you go and ask them if you could kill a doe off of there place? Since you dont care about the horns, then you should have plenty of places to deer hunt.