A NUMBER OF YEARS AGO A FRIEND HAD AN ATTACK WHILE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TUNDRA, 1-2 MILES FROM THE TRUCK AND THE PAPER. NO SQUEEZING WAS GOING STOP THIS ONE SO HE CUT THE POCKET OUT OF HIS NICE WOOL HUNTING PANTS. WHEN HE RETURNED HOME DAYS LATER HE ASKED HIS WIVE TO REPLACE THE POCKET...NO PROBLEM. WELL YEARS LATER WE WERE ON A LATE SEASON GOAT HUNT AND AS HE WAS GETTING DRESSED TO START HE WENT TO PUT ON HIS WOOL PANTS AND STARTED TO ROAR. HIS LOVING WIFE HAD REPAIRED THE POCKET BUT ALSO HAD ADDED AN EIGHTEEN INCH TAIL ON THE POCKET WITH DOTTED LINES DRAWN AND WRITEN ON THE POCKET TAIL WAS "CUT HERE INCASE OF EMERGENCY". ROTFLMAO, MAN DID WE CRACK UP OVER THAT ONE.