Here's one for the fellas....

3 buddies......a black guy, an italian guy and a polish guy decide to go up to the cabin for a weekend hunting trip. While there up at the cabin, they get hit with a big snowstorm which last for days. They soon realize they are running out of food and have to take matters into their own hands...

the black guy takes his gun and says he'll be back in a bit. He returns soon after with a rabbit. his buudies ask how did he get it... "well I just followed the tracks, and bam shot the rabbit."

the italian guy says he can do one better...he takes off with his gun and returns a bit later with a deer. his buddies ask how did you do that? "well i just followed th tracks, and bam shot the deer.

Not to be outdone, the polish guys takes his gun and tells his friends he'll be back soon. After a few hours he does not return....finally his buddies hear a comotion outside, they open the door to see an ambulance, and the polish guy getting out of the back...they ask him "what happend"? he says i don't know....I was following these tracks...and bam...
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A F"ING TRAIN HITS ME!!!! [8D]